"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
"I don’t care how you did it, I want to know why.”
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU JOHN WATSON
Introducing Mary Morstan and the mornstauche
I think Mrs. Hudson will be happy to have some girl company. But overall, I’m sure it’ll be good to have Sherlock
i must do homework now goodbye friends
i haven’t done any homework but i’m back hello friends
MISHADMITRIKRUSHNICCOLLINS’ VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY
because you are all amazing fluffy cloud cupcakes whom I love, I have arranged for a giveaway!
You get: 1 Supernatural Minimalist French Mistake Poster, A pick of 2 of the above Supernatural magnets, a wings and pentagram bracelet, a pentagram locket, a samulet, and a pentagram necklace.
rules are as follows:
- must be following me, and I will check.
- reblogs only, though you can ‘like’ to bookmark it
- can only reblog once per day, no contest blogs
- will end on December 31 at 11:59:59 PM PST (just for kicks)
- for now, only one winner and these prizes, if this gets a lot of notes, I will announce more prizes or runner up winners to be determined.
- Will ship global
- Winner will be contacted via ask on January 1st
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to send me a question! I will be reblogging this daily with the tag #giveaway for anyone who wants to blacklist.
Go forth my loves!
I’m adding this wing necklace to the giveaway since you guys are so awesome!
Since this has now reached 3k, I will add an anti possession decal! Works awesome on computers or windows and can be made in other colors!
Since this has reached 5K, I will add this shirt from my shop!
Since this has almost reached 10K (omfg you guys are amazingggg), I’ll add this poster. It’s 27x40, so it’s the size of posters you see in the movie theater and such. It’ll come rolled in a tube with the french mistake poster.
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
For all my followers with finals soon/now :3
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
oh mjy gjkkjgfuckignkfg gofdd
dfffkjh yes an au where lucifer gets sam’s body but instead of using it to destroy the planet he uses it to be FAAAAAABULOUS~
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
When you’re in too deep…